Queen Kylie II and the land of automatically assigned names now have something to trumpet (if not wear) in the form of Emu Australia boots!
The women of Australia haven’t had anything much to celebrate since they were renamed ‘Kylie’ in the 90’s. Admittedly Sheila was getting a bit tired and for a while they didn’t look confused or go up at the end of their sentences? But now a celebration is very much in order – thanks to Emu Australia boots.
Inhabiting a harsh environment, contending with dangerous animals and fending them out of the house, Australian women have had it hard. Life has certainly been no picnic for Kylie, Bronwyn, Madge or Sheila (Australian law dictating that females must have one of these names).
Not only has life been a challenge – these Queens of Australia have been paired up with brazen descendents of convicts who have automatically been named Lachlan, Murray, Bruce or Shane. Furthermore they have had to tolerate not only their beer swillery – they’ve had to put up with their gone fishin’/ surfing/ gambling/ to be found lazing on the beach – attitudes.
Australian women are some of the thickest skinned in the world. Think of Madge off Neighbours – her voice alone could have curdled milk. Think of Australian women and our minds immediately turn to the Queens of Australian soap – but actually Australia has a Queen – Queen Elizabeth the Second – so would she actually, technically, be considered an Australian woman?
Thinking about it she has the credentials.
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Trained as a mechanic during the war, she proved herself a battler. And she is certainly no stranger to the bizarre as highlighted by her title The Paramount Chief of Fiji.
But it goes beyond that. Our hardy Head of Commonwealth, the Queen of no less than 16 Sovereign States, the most eligible bachelorette the world has ever seen and certainly a good looker in her day – shackled herself with a man who needs a great deal of preening before he’s let loose on the public, and, despite instruction from a whole team of advisors, still manages to say the most politically incorrect and embarrassing thing possible in every situation he’s placed in.
Australian women, perhaps above women of any other Commonwealth realm, must identify with the Queen and of course Women’s shoes.
Much like their monarch, challenges, hardship and patience make every Australian woman a Queen. As such they should be treated with luxury comfort and style.
This is where Emu Australia boots come back in with the surefooted prowess of a highly antipodean luxury to reward Kylie, Bronwyn, Madge and Sheila for everything they do to make life easy for Lachlan, Murray, Bruce and Shane.
Emu Australia boots are made from high quality sheepskin making them as comfy as a pair of baggy hangover pants, a Hungarian goose down duvet and a comforting head stroke – and they have great looks, dare I say it? To boot…
They are the ultimate reward not only for Kylie, Bronwyn, Madge and Sheila – but for the typical British woman who undergoes her own kind of much colder hardships and seeks a little something cosy as we head towards winter. I’m sure that as the Head of State of Australia, QEII is technically a citizen of Australia – and as a British woman suffering the onset of winter and the hardships of both hemispheres, perhaps it is she who is most in need of a pair? Perhaps she owns a pair to wear around the house? Who can speculate?
Emu Australia boots available at Shoes are something that Australian women, Queen Kylie and indeed the women of the world – can celebrate (if not wear).
